Spokane Shocker: Giant Avocado Washes Ashore at Kendall Yards

Spokane Shocker: Giant Avocado Washes Ashore at Kendall YardsSpokane Shocker: Giant Avocado Washes Ashore at Kendall Yards In an unexpected twist of events, a colossal avocado has made a surprise appearance on the banks of Spokane’s Spokane River. The massive fruit, measuring an astounding 3 feet in length and weighing approximately 50 pounds, washed ashore at Kendall Yards Park, leaving residents and passersby in awe. “I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said a startled park-goer. “It looked like something out of a cartoon.” Authorities believe the avocado originated from a shipment of produce that made its way down the Columbia River. However, how the fruit ended up adrift and ultimately stranded at Kendall Yards remains a mystery. “We have no idea how it got here,” said a spokesperson for the Spokane Police Department. “But one thing is for sure, it’s the largest avocado I’ve ever seen.” The discovery of the “Spokane Shocker” has sparked a flurry of speculation and amusement. Some locals have jokingly suggested using the avocado as a giant bowling ball or creating a temporary art installation. “Maybe we could turn it into a giant guacamole pool,” quipped one resident. While its fate is yet to be determined, the giant avocado has become an instant landmark in Spokane. City officials are currently working to remove the fruit from the riverbank and determine the best course of action for its disposal. “We’re not sure what to do with it yet,” said a city spokesperson. “But for now, it’s a great reminder that anything can happen in Spokane.” Until then, the “Spokane Shocker” remains a spectacle for all to see, a testament to the unexpected and often humorous events that can unfold in the Lilac City.